Oh now this is a fun anon. I do this everyday but alright, lets go. 

This is going to be a big post. Sorry.

First of all, I cannot say what the best toy for you necessarily is as it depends on what your circumstances are and what you think your preferences are or might be. For example… If you want a couples toy, the best selling one in the world right now (apparently) is the We-vibe. Now there are two versions We-vibe II which has 9 settings and a charger or the We-Vibe III which has 6 settings, but is 40% more powerful and also comes with a remote control (with 10 yr battery life) and a snazzy little docking station that charges the actual toy. These are very cool toys made from high grade silicone that is one of the only toys (others being cock rings) that you can wear during sex. It’s like a U shape with a motor on each end, the smaller end is inserted in to the girl and the guy can fit underneath, while the other motor delivers direct clitoral stimulation. I also think you could probably wear it the other way up and get some perineum action if you so wished.

If you want something for solo use (I’m assuming you’re a girl here) are things like bullets, pocket sized little clit stims (though you can get bigger sizes with bigger motors) that can be hidden nice and easy. Most girls tend to prefer clitoral stimulation so those sell well and are a great place to start. Or, if you would like to try both you can get thinner tipped shaft vibes that have the motor in the top. This means you can try g-spot stimulation or try clit stimulation because it’s easier to use that smaller top. When it comes to material though, I can’t say whether you’d prefer hard (plastics) or soft (silicone for example) - That’s personal preference.  

Rabbits - OKay, not much I can say here other than you got vibrating ones, ball bearing ones, rotating ones, thrusting ones but they’ve all got rabbit/ear sections (some even have 2+) - It’s just a case of going for what one you think you like. Some people prefer rotation over vibration, some people just don’t get off on it. /shrug/

Guy stuff- If you’re a guy anon - Unfortunately not much around for you guys in comparison. You’ve basically got ‘pocket pussies’  or cock sleeves with or without vibrators and often with different type of little nodules and ridges for that ‘realistic feeling (Tenga eggs & fleshlights). A couple of ‘spankers’ (looks like a padddle with a silicone centre and a hole for you), some prostate toys (Naughty Boys for example) so you’ve got perennial and prostate stimulation (vibration or static) and thats about it. Experiment with powder and different sensations lubes and rubs, that’ll spice the toys up for you. 

General Hints/Tip/Help

Cleaning - AVOID OIL! Don’t use oil on your toys, it just creates a breeding ground for bacteria (ick) and will often strip the material off your softer silicone type toys. You can pick up specialised wipes that contain thing like cetrimide which is a skin friendly disenfectant. Don’t use strong chemicals (I nearly died when a woman said she used dettol) it’s more than likely going inside you or going somewhere sensitive alright, just.. don’t.

Lubes -Don’t use silicone lubes on silicone toys, they react with each other and the silicone lube will destroy the material of the toy with repeated usage. It’s not worth it. Go for a water based lube for those. On that note, Durex, it’s really not that good, it’s sticky and dries out quick, invest in something better. An £8/£10 is more than fine. 

Random fact- Ladies, your g-spot? Named after Dr Graffenberg who “discovered” and named it. You’re welcome ;D 

Anon, anything else you need gimmie a shout, and anyone else too. I haven’t talked about anal stuff as theres not too much really to talk about. That’s about your basic knowledge there. You’re welcome.